An incomplete guide to Fishisms from Ally McBeal.
“There’s no embarrassing way to earn money.”
“Make enough money, and everything else will follow.”
“We have an excellent chance to boost our profile and erode the First Amendment in the process.”
“Personal questions don’t bother me: I just lie.”
“Sex for men: when it’s right, it’s right; when it’s wrong, it’s still right.”
“True love means short refractory time.”
“I didn’t become a lawyer because I like the law. The law sucks. It’s boring. But it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody, cost him everything he’s worked for, make his wife leave him, even cause his kids to cry? We can do that.”
“Quiet! Let me ignore you one at a time.”
“The bigger it is, the more of him she doesn’t want, that’s all.”
“Everyone is alone, it’s just easier to take in a relationship.”
“Never trust second thoughts: next thing you know there’ll be a third and a fourth. You’ll be thinking forever!”
“Friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism.”
“Is that the two cents? I’d be looking for change.”
If you think of any more, let me know!